It started with the classic dear diary idea. Sweet, right? But then I thought—nah, too plain. Needs more nerd... and maybe a bit more toilet humour.

So came dir-diare:

• "dir" is short for directory in programming—where we dump files. In this case, it's where I dump thoughts, rants, ideas, and brain-farts.
• "diare" (a cheeky twist on "diary") literally means diarrhoea in Indonesian. Which, fun fact: I actually get if I drink milk. But also, it perfectly captures how my thoughts sometimes rush out in... uncontrollable bursts. 💻💩

So yeah, this blog is basically my mental dump folder—raw, weird, and sometimes mildly alarming. Read at your own risk, and maybe bring some digital tissues.